AC - HOT AC
PLAYING THE MUSIC THAT REMINDS YOU THAT YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE. AND IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, ONCE IS ENOUGH.
IF YOU’VE EVER BEEN THROWN TO THE WOLVES,… AND THEN RETURNED LEADING THE PACK, THIS IS YOUR MUSIC.
THE MUSIC WE PLAY PROVES THAT YOU’RE REALLY NOT RICH UNTIL YOU HAVE SOMETHING MONEY CAN’T BUY.
THIS SONG DIDN’T START GLOBAL WARMING …BUT IT AIN’T HELPIN’ ANY EITHER.
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS KEEP A BOTTLE OF WINE HANDY FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS. YOU KNOW, LIKE WEDNESDAY.
COUNTRY
IF A COUNTRY GIRL IS SMILING, SHE’S THINKING OF DOING SOMETHING
CRAZY. IF SHE’S LAUGHING, SHE’S ALREADY DONE IT.
CRAZY. IF SHE’S LAUGHING, SHE’S ALREADY DONE IT.
NO ONE FROM HERE EVER ASKS IF YOU HAVE CRAZY PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY OR NOT. THEY JUST ASK WHAT SIDE THEY’RE ON.
SPILLING YOUR ALCOHOLIC DRINK IS THE ADULT EQUIVALENT OF A KID LOSING A BALLOON.
THE GLASS IS NOT HALF FULL. THE GLASS IS NOT HALF EMPTY. THE GLASS,…IS MISSING. MISSING THE JACK AND ICE.
YOU THOUGHT YOU’D DIE WHEN YOU HEARD YOUR EX HAD FOUND SOMEONE. THEN YOU MET THEM …AND DIED LAUGHING.
AFTER WHAT THEY DID TO YOU? YEAH, YOU’D PROBABLY UNPLUG THEIR LIFE SUPPORT TO CHARGE YOUR PHONE. THIS SONG GETS IT.
ROCK
THE BEST THING YOU CAN GET IN YOUR CAR …EXCEPT FOR ONE OF THE CHEETAH GIRLS. (STATION) C’MON, …HIGH FIVE
WE PUT OUR PANTS ON LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. FRANTICALLY. WHEN THE DOORBELL RINGS.
HUMANS ARE A BUNCH OF ATOMS THAT REALIZE THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF ATOMS.
THOSE WITH "TRUST NO ONE" TATTOOS ARE LIARS. THEY'VE ALREADY TRUSTED THE TATTOO ARTIST.
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA WONDER HOW SHE EVEN PUTS UP WITH YOU. THEN YOU REMEMBER,… YOU PUT UP WITH HER. THAT’S HOW IT WORKS, … WHEN IT WORKS.
CHRISTIAN ROCK
DEAD. BURIED. RESURRECTED. TALK ABOUT YOUR THREE-DAY WEEKENDS! IT'S EASTER SUNDAY, ON (STATION)
WHEN YOU CAN WALK ACROSS THE POOL, YOU GET TO MAKE THE RULES..
THE BAD NEWS IS TIME FLIES. THE GOOD NEWS IS, YOU’RE THE PILOT.
LISTEN RELIGIOUSLY.